Welcome to alexporter.me. This is Porter's little homepage-shaped blog. The bio is a blank tape — details can go here later. Until then: a list of posts, a sidebar that remembers 2002, a cursor trail with no survival instinct, and an original pixel person dancing in the corner.
Recent entries
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| Nov 7, 2026 |
NEW!
The Site Is Live Again
Sample post. The homepage is back, the sparkles are on purpose, and the pixel in the corner is an original.
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Guestbook
| from | note |
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| the webmaster | This table is a prop. There is no form, and nothing you type here is saved. Wave at the dancer instead. |
| the hit counter | I only count reloads in this browser. I am doing my best. |